TERMS

We’re like a vault, but cooler. Your info is safer with us than a squirrel’s
secret nut stash. We solemnly swear not to share, sell, or even whisper your
data to anyone. It’s our main jam to keep your privacy intact.
Pro Tip: We pull a Cinderella on your order info - at the 90-day mark,
it magically disappears. Poof!

If you decide to create an account (totally optional, no pressure), we’ll keep
a log of your purchases. Think of it as your personal shopping diary. Don’t like
it? No worries! You can request to delete your account faster than you can say
“digital declutter."
Our Not-So-Secret Recommendation: You can order without an account. It’s
like going incognito, but for shopping!

By hitting that “Order” button, you’re basically pinky-swearing to the following:
1. You’re 18+. We’re not selling to kids, no matter how tall they are or how deep their voice is.
2. You, the awesome patient, understand the medication’s risks and side effects.
(No, sudden superpowers are not a typical side effect.)
3. A real-life doctor (not Dr. Google) has checked you out and given the green light
for this medication. They think it’s a good fit for you - like a medical Tinder match!

We’re serious about your health and privacy, but we don’t think that means we can’t
have a little fun along the way. Stay safe, stay informed, and maybe crack a smile
or two while reading our terms!